Letter =O

Dear Despised Attempt of a God:

Hallo Author, my name is Alice, thou know me because mine god thou be, and since thou created me thou must be the Esus, to whom we owe love, life and respect.

I just wondered what the hell is going on with thou, Thou not know feelings I do have ! what makes thou think I be sum kind o toy fer thee ! How come thou kill my family without me knowing and leave me in the hands of that bossy bastard that’s always behind me telling me what I should and shouldn’t do ! I cant even breathe if he doesn’t allow it!

Not only that, I have to put up with this weird lesbian gingerhead Clirr, who seems so fucking attracted towards my own that all she seems to be there for is to molest me whenever she can.

After fifteen years, when my pissed off life I begin to get used to, there is that stupid tournament where I be forced to fight thousand o peeple, and what do I get in the end! A stab! While I get stabbed by the bitch, and that alone gets to be mine prize, Clirr wins the dammed Quartz Claw, Aww she always has to act soooo cool, why! How come she be cooler then me!! Be I not only the most suffered, but also the least cool, that’s bollocks nonsense, WTF were thou thinking of ! !

And to worsen things when the village I get back to everything is messed up, there be a war and I lose mine memory cuz thou throw me off tha fuckin cliff. I get to serve that son of a dammit bitch that treats me crap like for a year the whole, and run away only to be caught by these weirdos whose language not even thou can understand, I get to serve another son of a bitch cuz thou decide that the only old king that’s kind to me has to die, then they piss me off till I be so dammit sick o em all that I fuckin break their bloody rules and get exiled cuz the life I save of a prisoner’s.

What else is there to say, after that I come to get stuck with this whore of a paedophile who also falls for me, therefore I be forced to face being abused by another bitchy lesbian again.

After three horrible years I finally manage to get rid of her and meet this people I don’t know what they re here for but they are, and have I to take em to tha end o tha bloody world cuz they so ask me, thanks to em I get to meet Clirr once more and be molested again to the end o mine days when that bloody excuse of a darky angel kills me with a single hit.

There. I wanted thou to know how I be so fuckin sick o this plot, how have thou screwed this life of mine, how much I despise thou for doing so, and how I’d love to tear thou to pieces with mine own bare hands.

Oh, so-by-me-despised god, There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious, and thou are all of them. Only I ask thou for a thing in return of this piss off life thou ve fuckin forced me to lead: Please, I beg to thee, handle me a phone. I pretty much feel like I miss my lawyer all of a sudden.

Bleakest regards

AliceM.