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86 out of 100. That is translated A, of course. Alas, my reading was a tad below good, which of course seems quite surprising even to myself. The rest excels, as expected, although I claim no merit regarding my use of english, since that particular sheet was crappy to the extent of making me laugh sourly at it, and exceptionally basic.

Due to my lack of verbal-communication skills, and considering my inability to speak properly in front of people, it is only shocking that even the speaking sheet surpassed that of my reading. It can only be atributed, I presume, to the rough talent of my part-time companion, Steven, who proved to be the perfect complement as well as a kind enough brother to shake off my idiocy. Thanks Steven.

As for the listening, it is not that I expected the worst of it -not really. If I may, I could not care less for it. I am encouraged to say that, although it was supposed to be the hardest of trials, in fact it turned out as something inconspicuous, and evenly discouraging.
I got a tad-above high EXCEPTIONAL entry for it then again, be-it-cause of the above stated, I still can't care less.
My writing is on the same level. Of course, it was all the more elaborated.

That deceitful old lady sold me the wrong phone card. Which I didn't notice until the label had been scrapped off. Little White Owl has been idiotically ripped off, it beats the crap out of me. But nothing is to be done. Someday I will learn not to trust random people so off-handedly. It backfires, at least 87 percent of the time.

A tad higher than my qualification.

You are a kind pidgeon. Albeit, way too naive.